Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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