Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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