A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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