whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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