I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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