Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
