No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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