with your own penis?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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