Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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