Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Randomize
