i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
