Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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