so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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