My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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