Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Shame - the story of my life.
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