But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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