Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You don't make any sense
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