Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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