i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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