I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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