I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.