i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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i dont even know how to be here
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.