I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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