i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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