if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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