Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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