he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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