dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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