you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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