How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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