We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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