Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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