Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm too high and old for this...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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