I'm lost and stupid without you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I currently don't understand fingers.
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