omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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