Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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