I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
