This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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