Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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