big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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