i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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