sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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