His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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