last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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