the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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