Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
