i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Bring me that man meat
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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