She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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