bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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