Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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