Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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