is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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