i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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