You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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