Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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