RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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