HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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