I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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